2: As a rookie, you can and will be pranked for the amusement of the seniors. Keep in mind that one day you will be replaced and you can join in on the pranking.
3: Hiring a lap dancer for the president does not boost morale. (We get it taken out of our paychecks)
4: Vacations usually end up being at the same resort as a high ranking Kinuko Employee, or babysitting company assets. You can expect paperwork due when you get back to the office.
9: Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.
10 Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.
11: and as a Soul, you never SHOULD panic. Looks bad on the paperwork.
12: Warnings given retroactively in battle aren't appreciated.
23: Know every plausible alibi. Stick with the ones that will work.
24. If you have no alabi, have someone to blame.
25. Researchers, grunts, pr departments , and wutaian insurgents tend to make a ready supply of scapegoats.
34: If all else fails, blow it to smithereens!
38: Try to keep the big guns and the Klosef away from eachother? Just accept the fultility of your idea and get out of the way.
42: If the woman in labor is a Kloseff or a Rousseau, danger is doubled. Expect guns.
43: DO NOT TOUCH a bloodsouls gunblade without permission
44: Use brings about wear, tear and rust
Addition: Never. Leave. One. Out. In the Open. Again.
45: Do not apply grease, superglue, or any other agent to a blood-Souls Gunblade.
45.1: You will die (Sanura's handwriting)
46: Bloodsouls are worse than Gollum and the Ring about their gunblades. Seriously. Scuff it and they...will...KILL...you
47: They may kill you if you snicker and refer to the gunblade as "their preciousssssssss' in a high raspy whisper.
48: Are we clear on leaving the gunblades alone yet?
50: Never tell your trainer that you have never done something that could potentially bite you in the ass.
52: Always know where to hide a body.
52.1: Especially if they touch your gunblade.
53: (in shakey handwriting) Some Souls have Authority and/or ability to turn off the safty features on the sim room.... Always always ALWAYS try to keep in good graces of other team mates...
54: Blood souls know how to hold grudges without affecting their mission success ratings...
58: Suprise testing is rarely a good thing. Keep on your guard and remember that shooting the scientist is frowned upon in this establishment.
75: We are ALWAYS on the clock, except for critical moments when we are on break.
3: Hiring a lap dancer for the president does not boost morale. (We get it taken out of our paychecks)
4: Vacations usually end up being at the same resort as a high ranking Kinuko Employee, or babysitting company assets. You can expect paperwork due when you get back to the office.
9: Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.
10 Synchronized panicking is not a proper battle plan.
11: and as a Soul, you never SHOULD panic. Looks bad on the paperwork.
12: Warnings given retroactively in battle aren't appreciated.
23: Know every plausible alibi. Stick with the ones that will work.
24. If you have no alabi, have someone to blame.
25. Researchers, grunts, pr departments , and wutaian insurgents tend to make a ready supply of scapegoats.
34: If all else fails, blow it to smithereens!
38: Try to keep the big guns and the Klosef away from eachother? Just accept the fultility of your idea and get out of the way.
42: If the woman in labor is a Kloseff or a Rousseau, danger is doubled. Expect guns.
43: DO NOT TOUCH a bloodsouls gunblade without permission
44: Use brings about wear, tear and rust
Addition: Never. Leave. One. Out. In the Open. Again.
45: Do not apply grease, superglue, or any other agent to a blood-Souls Gunblade.
45.1: You will die (Sanura's handwriting)
46: Bloodsouls are worse than Gollum and the Ring about their gunblades. Seriously. Scuff it and they...will...KILL...you
47: They may kill you if you snicker and refer to the gunblade as "their preciousssssssss' in a high raspy whisper.
48: Are we clear on leaving the gunblades alone yet?
50: Never tell your trainer that you have never done something that could potentially bite you in the ass.
52: Always know where to hide a body.
52.1: Especially if they touch your gunblade.
53: (in shakey handwriting) Some Souls have Authority and/or ability to turn off the safty features on the sim room.... Always always ALWAYS try to keep in good graces of other team mates...
54: Blood souls know how to hold grudges without affecting their mission success ratings...
58: Suprise testing is rarely a good thing. Keep on your guard and remember that shooting the scientist is frowned upon in this establishment.
75: We are ALWAYS on the clock, except for critical moments when we are on break.